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!important;}\n.fd-feat{grid-template-columns:44px 1fr !important;gap:12px !important;}\n.fd-feat .fd-num{font-size:24px !important;}\n.fd-quote{padding:24px 20px 20px 48px !important;}\n.fd-guar{grid-template-columns:1fr !important;justify-items:center !important;text-align:center !important;}\n.fd-cmp{font-size:12.5px !important;}\n.fd-cmp th,.fd-cmp td{padding:9px 5px !important;}\n.fd-specs td:first-child{width:42% !important;}\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-wrap\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-hero\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"fd-kicker\"\u003eMade by hand in Barre, Vermont · 327 left · no restock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA little fire you can put your hand through\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArmand Colby spent forty-seven years building real fireplaces. This is the small one he built for his wife Lorraine, in a senior residence where candles were not allowed: painted logs, a low ember glow, and a flame of cool, lit mist rising from the top. A drop of lavender in the water, a remote by the bed, and a timer that switches it off after she falls asleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"fd-sign\"\u003e— Armand Colby, hearth mason since 1966\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-stat-n\"\u003e47 years\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-stat-l\"\u003eof building fireplaces\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-stat-n\"\u003e327\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-stat-l\"\u003emade, no second run\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-stat-n\"\u003e1 · 3 · 8 h\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-stat-l\"\u003etimer, switches itself off\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-quote\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe said the residence smelled like a hospital and she missed watching a fire go up the chimney. So I gave her a flame that moves, and a little of the lavender from her desk drawer. The first night she called me and said, Armand, it’s lit. And it smells like lavender.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"fd-by\"\u003eArmand Colby, about the first one he built for Lorraine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-sec\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-h3\"\u003eWhat arrives at your door\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"fd-sub\"\u003eEverything you need for the first evening is in the box. Renée, Armand’s daughter, insisted on the oils.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-box\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-box-i\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-box-n\"\u003eThe fireplace diffuser\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-box-d\"\u003eLong, low black box with hand-painted logs, ember glow and the mist flame on top.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-box-i\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-box-n\"\u003eThe remote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-box-d\"\u003eSmall, white, four buttons. On and off, mist, light and timer from your bed or chair.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-box-i\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-box-n\"\u003eThree essential oils\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-box-d\"\u003eLavender for Lorraine, plus sweet orange and tea tree. A few drops go in the water.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-box-i\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-box-n\"\u003eUSB power cable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-box-d\"\u003ePlugs into a USB wall plug or port. No batteries to buy or change.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-box-i\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-box-n\"\u003eInstructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-box-d\"\u003eA short sheet that shows the water line and how to set the timer.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-box-i\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-box-n\"\u003eGift box\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-box-d\"\u003eIt arrives boxed and ready to hand over, which is how most of them are given.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-sec\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-h3\"\u003eSix things that make it Armand’s\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"fd-sub\"\u003eEvery one of these comes from forty-seven years of watching real fires, and one year of building small ones before dawn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-feats\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-feat\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-num\"\u003e01\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-feat-t\"\u003eThe flame test\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-feat-d\"\u003eSwitch it on and pass your hand straight through the flame. It is cool, fine mist lit from below, a little damp like morning fog. It never gets hot, so there is nothing to blow out and nothing that can tip into a curtain.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-feat\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-num\"\u003e02\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-feat-t\"\u003eThe woodpile logs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-feat-d\"\u003eThe logs were patterned on split oak from the Colbys’ own woodpile, the wood Lorraine watched him stack every September. The embers are painted into the cracks by hand, so the glow sits low, the way a fire glows an hour in.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-feat\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-num\"\u003e03\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-feat-t\"\u003eA flame that moves\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-feat-d\"\u003eA cheap imitation shines a flat orange bulb at a plastic log. Here the flame is real mist moving in the air of your room, so it leans, climbs and flickers and is never quite the same twice. That is the part Armand cared about most.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-feat\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-num\"\u003e04\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-feat-t\"\u003eLorraine’s lavender\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-feat-d\"\u003eAdd a few drops of oil to the water and the mist carries the scent into the room. Lavender and sweet orange are what many people reach for to slow down and unwind in the evening, and the aides at Lorraine’s residence started calling hers the quiet room.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-feat\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-num\"\u003e05\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-feat-t\"\u003eRemote and touch timer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-feat-d\"\u003eTurn it on from bed, change the mist or the light, then let it switch itself off after one, three or eight hours. The three timer buttons are on the front, to the right of the window, big enough to find in the dark.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-feat\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-num\"\u003e06\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-feat-t\"\u003eThe nightstand size\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-feat-d\"\u003e9.5 inches long, 4.1 inches tall, 3.9 inches deep. It fits a nightstand, a windowsill, a bookshelf or a desk. A small fire for a small room, not a mantel fireplace.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-sec\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-h3\"\u003eLit in four steps\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"fd-sub\"\u003eNo tools, no setup, nothing to assemble. Most people have it lit in under two minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-steps\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-step\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-step-n\"\u003e1\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-step-t\"\u003eLift the lid\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-step-d\"\u003eTake off the black top. Underneath is the water tank.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-step\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-step-n\"\u003e2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-step-t\"\u003eAdd water and a few drops\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-step-d\"\u003eFill with tap water up to the line, about one glass, then add a few drops of oil.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-step\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-step-n\"\u003e3\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-step-t\"\u003ePlug it in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-step-d\"\u003ePut the lid back on and plug the USB cable into a wall plug or port.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-step\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-step-n\"\u003e4\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-step-t\"\u003eLight it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-step-d\"\u003ePress ON\/OFF on the remote, then pick 1, 3 or 8 hours on the timer.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-sec\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-h3\"\u003eCandle, store-bought diffuser, or Armand’s?\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"fd-sub\"\u003eWhy the families at the residence in Montpelier asked for this one by name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"fd-cmp\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eCandle\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003ePlastic diffuser\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"fd-us\"\u003eArmand’s\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLooks like a real fire\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"fd-us\"\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSafe to touch the flame\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e—\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"fd-us\"\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAllowed in most residences\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"fd-us\"\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSwitches itself off\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSometimes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"fd-us\"\u003e1, 3 or 8 h\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eScent for the evening\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"fd-us\"\u003eYes, 3 oils included\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLogs painted by hand\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e—\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNo\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"fd-us\"\u003eYes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-expert\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"fd-expert-h\"\u003eFrom 31 years in the fire service\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Candles start about seven thousand four hundred home fires a year in this country, and more than a third of them start in a bedroom. December is the worst month, and Christmas Day the worst day of the year. Once you are past sixty-five, you are about twice as likely to be hurt in a house fire. A thing like Armand’s gives people the part they miss, without the part that used to get me out of bed at two in the morning. And it turns itself off, so nobody has to remember.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"fd-by\"\u003e— Russ Tetreault, retired fire captain, central Vermont\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-sec\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-h3\"\u003eWho this is for\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"fd-sub\"\u003eMost of these are not bought for the person ordering them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-tags\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-tag\"\u003eMom’s room at the residence\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-tag\"\u003eAnyone who misses a real fire\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-tag\"\u003eApartments and condos without a fireplace\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-tag\"\u003eCandle lovers who gave up candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-tag\"\u003eEvening wind-down by the bed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-tag\"\u003eHomes with pets and grandkids\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-tag\"\u003eChristmas and the long winter evenings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"fd-tag\"\u003eThe parent who already has everything\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-sec\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-h3\"\u003eWhat you are actually getting\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"fd-list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA little fire, not a light bulb.\u003c\/strong\u003e The glow sits low in the painted cracks and the mist flame moves on its own, the way a real fire never holds still.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCool all evening.\u003c\/strong\u003e No open flame and no heat, which is why the residence in Montpelier let Lorraine keep the first one on her nightstand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt switches itself off.\u003c\/strong\u003e Set 1, 3 or 8 hours and fall asleep watching it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReady the first night.\u003c\/strong\u003e Remote, cable and three oils are in the box. You only add a glass of water.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYours is a little different.\u003c\/strong\u003e Every set of embers was painted by hand, so no two glow exactly alike.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e327 exist and there is no restock.\u003c\/strong\u003e Armand’s hands are finished and the shed goes with the house before the snow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-guar\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-seal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e30\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003edays\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"fd-guar-t\"\u003e30 days, no argument\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf it doesn’t make the room feel different, send it back within 30 days and get your money back. Every order is checked and packed by hand and ships within 1–2 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-note\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"fd-note-t\"\u003ePlease read before ordering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a tabletop piece, 9.5 inches long and 4.1 inches tall. The photographs are taken close up, so please check the measurements. It is made for a nightstand or a shelf, not to stand in front of a hearth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe flame is cool water mist lit from below, not fire, and it gives off no heat. The logs are cast resin, patterned on real split oak and painted by hand. We would rather say so here than let anybody find out later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt runs on the USB cable, not on batteries, so it needs to be plugged into a USB wall plug or port. Please do not fill the tank above the water line, or the mist effect will be weaker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe oils are for scent and atmosphere only. Use a few drops in the water, never on the skin, and keep the bottles away from children and pets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt looks its best in a dim room in the evening. Switch off the lamps and it becomes a fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-sec\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"fd-h3\"\u003eProduct details\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"fd-specs\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eProduct\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eArmand’s Fireplace Diffuser, tabletop fireplace aroma diffuser\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSize\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.5 in long × 3.9 in deep × 4.1 in tall (24.1 × 9.9 × 10.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWeight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e600 g (about 1.3 lb)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHousing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMatte black, removable lid with flame slot\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLogs\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCast resin, patterned on split oak, embers painted by hand\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFlame effect\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCool water mist lit from below by warm LEDs\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWater tank\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e300 ml (about 10 fl oz)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eControls\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRemote control; touch buttons on the front for the 1, 3 and 8 hour timer\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePower\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eUSB, DC 5V\/2A, about 5 W\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHeat\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNone. The flame is cool to the touch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eIn the box\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDiffuser, remote, 3 essential oils (lavender, sweet orange, tea tree), USB cable, instructions, gift box\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMade by\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eArmand Colby, Barre, Vermont. Built 2025–2026 in his granite shed\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eQuantity available\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e327 pieces. 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